Chapter 1 : Here Comes The Brood Again
I walked into the cafeteria doing my best at a sexy swagger, the way I knew got the girls panties wet.
Thats when I saw her. The new girl. I read Jessica's mind to find that the new girl's name was Bella.
Hmmm. Things were feeling a little...STRANGE. I can't read Bella's thoughts.
It's like she has a mental block or some shit...I involuntarily licked my fangs...oops I mean teeth.
I don't Have fangs. Only real non sparkling one's not invented by mormon housewives get that.
I swaggered across the cafeteria, trying my best not to look like I didnt wanna fuck bella to death on the table with my granite cock. (MAN I hope I'm pulling this sexy swaggering panty-melting-for-all-the-cougars look off)
I think I need to brood for a little bit.
Chapter 2 : Only Pussies Sparkle
I sat at the table and glared at all of the dickheads sitting in this hellhole of a cafeteria.
They were all thinking inane stupid thoughts that drove me crazy.
If I had to hear Jessica obsessing over my good looks once more, or wondering how big my peen was, one more time, I was gonna walk over and drain her. Then she'd never find out if my cock was a big as she thought it was.
Now the new girl. That was a different story. She was plain but held my attention for some reason. I glared at Alice. Her thoughts were coming through loud and clear.
"No Edward – She doesn't want to know if you sparkle all over! " Her thoughts were practically being shouted at me.
I raised my eyebrows at her. " Alice - she's female and she's 17. She's still a virgin so she'll be horny as all fuck. Why the fuck would she resist me? Her arousal practically screams at me."
I'm a god. No female is irresistible to my charms. And even if they were...I have fangs.
But no Sparkles.
That shit was for pussies.
Chapter 3 : You're wrong Alice - Just WRONG
I walked to my locker to get away from her scent.I could smell Jessica's arousal for me from clear across the campus. I wanted as far from that shit as I could.
As I raced along the hall , I could hear the steady thump of a heartbeat and rushing blood behind me.
Were they trying to catch me?
Weird. Strangely I could hear no thoughts along with it.
I turned round quickly, and bumped into her. The new girl.
"Bella." I breathed out musically.
"Edward." She was practically salivating for me.
I looked at the ground briefly to try and stop myself from laughing.
She was in a tiny mini skirt - that, if she bent over, would flash her pussy to the whole of Forks High.
Hang on. Was that dripping on the ground? From the way she was rubbing her thighs together, and the aroma in the air I was pretty sure what the fluids on the ground were.
I was licking my lips in anticipation of just how easy this would be.
I looked up and smirked at her, and flashed her the infamous Cullen grin. Em called it the "Cullen Cummer".
"Wanna ditch? " I asked her, as she laughed at me.
She looked at me with a sly grin, and pulled something out of her pocket.
Fuck.
Was that Sparkle-Lube?
Chapter 4 : SparkleLube
"Sparkle lube? Bella what the hell do we need that for? You're dripping all over the fucking floor!"
She looked at me with an incredulously. This was going to be so easy. Or rather she would be.
I could smell and see her arousal from here.
"Edward - how did you know my name?" She asked me , as she bit her lip.
I leaned closer and smirked. If she'd been wearing panties she'd have dropped them.
" How did u know mine Bella?"
She blushed. My cock was as hard as granite.
This shy, average human held a certain mysterious allure to me.
I grabbed her hand to yank her out of here and towards my car.
We needed to get out of here as fast as possible, where I couldn't hear the hindering thoughts of my siblings.
I growled at her as I snatched the sparklelube from her hand.
" Bella. Trust me when I tell you we don't need that shit. Where did you get it from?'
" But Why Edward? And what did you mean about me dripping on the floor? Jasper told me I would
need it for back door entry. What does that mean? Oh Edward I'm so confused!'
Yep WAY easier than I planned.
Hang on. What did she say?
I'm gonna kill that motherfucker.
JASPER!
I was gonna kill that pussy Jasper.
I told him no backdoor entry, Bella was strictly a rap-tap-tap on the front door kinda girl.
And I was gonna tap that front door, preferably while she was bent over the hood of my Aston.
In the meadow.
Oh yeah. We'll see who's laughing then JAZZ .
Fucking sparkle lube. Pfft.
I was a fucking horny mofo, and needed to get laid in the worst way. Preferably by sweet, innocent little Bella Swan, who was currently leaving a snail trail across the tarmac of the school parking lot as I dragged her towards my car at an inhumane speed.
I opened the door and shoved her in my car , throwing the sparkle lube across the parking lot.
SMASH! I smirked as I realised that the little teeny tube of sparklelube had smashed against Alice's yellow porsche windscreen, and splattered all over the hood.
HUH.
Have fun explaining that one to your little roid-ed up shopper, JAZZY.
I knew exactly where I wanted to take Bella.
The meadow.
Where I could fuck her warm wet tight little pussy to my dick's content.
No coitus-interruptus.
No interfering fuckers (or their thoughts to distract me) . Or as they commonly referred to themselves as : My loving fucking family.
I gunned the engine and turned to Bella.
" Well now my little lamb , Let's get the flock out of here. "
Chapter 6 : Bella, like, ya know, speaks
Oh crap.
He's , like, so hot. Like, f-realz. And when he called me a lamb...he was my lion and I wanted him to devour me whole. Like, RTFN. Get in mah pants and RAWR babee! Jess told me he didn't like girls, but, like, he so clearly does. Me!
Edward said we wouldn't need the sparkle lube. Which just, like , confused me, cos, like, Jazz said we need it for the back door. What back door? Was that on his car? Or was he taking me to his house? And why would we need sparkle-lube for it? Besides I thought he said something about a meadow...
He leaned down to whisper huskily in my ear and, like, I could feel my ovaries kersplode.
" Bella...my love, I've dreamed of you every day of the best part of 100 years. Then I saw you and I knew I'd be your lover too. Just like a stray dog, I was broken, content to roam. Please baby just never think and let me sign, so I can be your lover too. "
Oh good lord, like, did he just sniff my hair?
Chapter 7 : The Power of SparklePussy
A/N – We're back to Edward's thoughts for this one…..It's a bit longer than the others.
No offence to the Kstew fans...hope you take this as the fun it's meant to be!
Don't worry I shocked myself too!
Thanks to the usual h00rs.
She was looking at me kinda funny as she got out of the car.
God I just wanted to fuck her already.
Why did girls always wanna talk?
" Bella? There will be no back doors. Jasper should never have told you that useless information...That's more what him and Alice like to do."
She was looking at me kind of cross eyed , I think she was going for a mix of confusion and perpetual horniness, but I really couldn't tell as she only seemed to be able to communicate 2 emotions.
'E-E-Edward?"
I was growing more and more frustrated with her inability to grasp when Jasper was just pulling her leg. That and her emotionally void face, made it seem like Bella really was dumb as fuck.
I gritted my teeth, as frustration grew.
"Bella ,less talking , More moving. Panties down, Bend over the hood. NOW." I whispered huskily.
I was trying to turn her on. Seemed like it was working too.
She tittered away, as she hurriedly pulled down her panties and bent over. " Oh Edward, You're so hot when you go all Domward. Take me now. " She whispered, begging me to take her quick hard and fast.
She really had no idea what she was asking me. I hurriedly pulled my cock out of my pants as I prepared her to take me.
I yanked her skirt down hurriedly.
RIPPPPPPPPP.
"Oh Edward, I know we've only just met but you're all mine. I can't live without you or your hard cock!"
She gasped.
I mentally rolled my eyes.
All I wanted was to get my dick wet.
I bet if I was human I bet she'd be the sort to break into my room and watch me sleep.
GREAT.
Just what I fucking needed.
A fucking human stalker.
I ignored all the thoughts running rampant through my head as I pushed down on her shoulders and brought her perfect ass to a better angle for my satisfaction.
Which was when I noticed her thighs...
What. The. FUCK.
Was that fucking Glitter?
HER PUSSY WAS SHINING LIKE A FUCKING DIAMOND!
A/N – We're back to Edward's thoughts for this one…..It's a bit longer than the others.
No offence to the Kstew fans...hope you take this as the fun it's meant to be!
Don't worry I shocked myself too!
Thanks to the usual h00rs.
She was looking at me kinda funny as she got out of the car.
God I just wanted to fuck her already.
Why did girls always wanna talk?
" Bella? There will be no back doors. Jasper should never have told you that useless information...That's more what him and Alice like to do."
She was looking at me kind of cross eyed , I think she was going for a mix of confusion and perpetual horniness, but I really couldn't tell as she only seemed to be able to communicate 2 emotions.
'E-E-Edward?"
I was growing more and more frustrated with her inability to grasp when Jasper was just pulling her leg. That and her emotionally void face, made it seem like Bella really was dumb as fuck.
I gritted my teeth, as frustration grew.
"Bella ,less talking , More moving. Panties down, Bend over the hood. NOW." I whispered huskily.
I was trying to turn her on. Seemed like it was working too.
She tittered away, as she hurriedly pulled down her panties and bent over. " Oh Edward, You're so hot when you go all Domward. Take me now. " She whispered, begging me to take her quick hard and fast.
She really had no idea what she was asking me. I hurriedly pulled my cock out of my pants as I prepared her to take me.
I yanked her skirt down hurriedly.
RIPPPPPPPPP.
"Oh Edward, I know we've only just met but you're all mine. I can't live without you or your hard cock!"
She gasped.
I mentally rolled my eyes.
All I wanted was to get my dick wet.
I bet if I was human I bet she'd be the sort to break into my room and watch me sleep.
GREAT.
Just what I fucking needed.
A fucking human stalker.
I ignored all the thoughts running rampant through my head as I pushed down on her shoulders and brought her perfect ass to a better angle for my satisfaction.
Which was when I noticed her thighs...
What. The. FUCK.
Was that fucking Glitter?
HER PUSSY WAS SHINING LIKE A FUCKING DIAMOND!
